When he was in his last mania, I got banned because he got all weepy about my posting inside information about his sammich for a fuck program.
I love Jed honestly. I love it when he gets mad. I even like it when he laughs and his belly raises and lowers like an angry sea.
Remember the time, he pretended to be skinny by posting his calves? You can't buy times like that.
Or the time, he started working out in a gym, just to fight me? You can't buy times like that.
Before you are so hard on Jed, remember without him to kick around, it just wouldn't be that fun.
Jed, if you were half a man, you would take back that blow job you gave Hobie, and have me unbanned so you can fight me fair and square. I think this makes you a girlie.
You would actually let Hobie protect you like that? Have you ever been in a fight, or do you hide behind others like that always.
If I gave up my 27 foot boat with girls in bikini's on it, would you actually had Hobie have me kicked out of the bar you met in?
And what is with that Poster Meet. You actually flew to Toronto to buy posters Sammiches? Didn't you have a sister that needed help? Didn't you have a bum to feed?
You are a sick fuck. I bet you dated that Asian lady cause she couldn't speak back to you. Most of you that go for non English Speaking Asian ladies are doing it to have a slave.
Why are you not married? Why do you not have kids? You are poking fun at KF's situation, but somehow you must not have the ammo, because we don't hear of offspring.
We are greatful you don't have offspring. Can you imagine Jed Jr. What a fucking dickhead that kid would be.
Kid 1: Sea Hawks are going to win the superbowl
Kid 2: I am cheering for the Steelers.
Jed Jr: Let me tell you a think or two buckaroo's, you don't know jack shit. My father was lecturing me this morning on exactly what is going to happen on the football game. First quarter it will be all Seahawks...........guys, wait............where you going guys.............Do you guys like sammiches?
Every body sing (sung to I want a Tequila):
Shut up, Jed you fucking arsehole,
Shut up, you fucking pumpkin head.
Shut up, Jed you fucking arsehole,
Shup up Jed you fucking PUMPKIN HEAD













