Bored / Board Impressions
Interior: A large stage, empty except for a couple overturned folding chairs and empty beer bottles. There is a movie screen stage left. A chorus of shadowy
figures are seen. An old man enters stage right.
Hobie: Oh-eM-Gee and zounds! Have we seen this story of murder / rape / crime against humanity, involving innocent CHIRRUN! Not that I would want any myself, but they caught the guy and he looks like... THIS!
On the projector:
Chorus: ( Gasps ) I would kill that guy so much. I hate those people and want to kill them. SO MUCH!!!
A figure dressed in white steps forward and separates himself from the crowd.
CrayZ: Killing people isn't as easy as it sounds.
Chorus: Well, I would have the government do it if I didn't hate the government so much, I mean love it.
A Southern Woman's voice yells from the audience: Hey! We talk about killing people over at my theater!
Hobie: Silence Niller...
Suddenly the movie screen is filled with rapid images of cats - Silly cats, LOL cats, cartoon cats at the rate of 10 images per second for ten seconds
Chorus: Ahhhhhhh.... Jane!
A group of women dressed as chickens cross the stage.
Hens: Has anyone seen downy? downy? Cluck, cluck, downy?
Hens exit
Hobie: Get outta my yard ya suxors!
( to be continued... )
Hobie: Oh-eM-Gee and zounds! Have we seen this story of murder / rape / crime against humanity, involving innocent CHIRRUN! Not that I would want any myself, but they caught the guy and he looks like... THIS!
On the projector:
Chorus: ( Gasps ) I would kill that guy so much. I hate those people and want to kill them. SO MUCH!!!
A figure dressed in white steps forward and separates himself from the crowd.
CrayZ: Killing people isn't as easy as it sounds.
Chorus: Well, I would have the government do it if I didn't hate the government so much, I mean love it.
A Southern Woman's voice yells from the audience: Hey! We talk about killing people over at my theater!
Hobie: Silence Niller...
Suddenly the movie screen is filled with rapid images of cats - Silly cats, LOL cats, cartoon cats at the rate of 10 images per second for ten seconds
Chorus: Ahhhhhhh.... Jane!
A group of women dressed as chickens cross the stage.
Hens: Has anyone seen downy? downy? Cluck, cluck, downy?
Hens exit
Hobie: Get outta my yard ya suxors!
( to be continued... )
