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'school dating" ??? |
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Posts: 163 (01/02/08 1:32 PM) I am not infantile,
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Help me out here. I'm not an expert at what goes on at American gradeschools, but...
since when are children taught to date in 4th grade? This makes no sense to me. And what prevents GBIAD from re-enrolling as a kid with a growth hormone problem? |
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Posts: 1448 (01/02/08 1:36 PM) The opinions to the right
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It's new to me.
My boys still think girls have cooties. I'm doing nothing to change that thinking! We do have cooties! |
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Posts: 9943 (01/02/08 1:42 PM) Pantload |
My son, in kindergarten, is given a couple kids from I think 4th Grade to act as his guardians during school events.The young boys are given boy guardians.
Then again, it *is* a Catholic School...
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Posts: 84 (01/02/08 1:43 PM) Titular Admin
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I used to hold hands with Michelle ****** in 6th grade. It was usually when we were watching film strips and the lights were low. She passed me notes that
were all folded up, and drew little hearts on top of the letter 'i'. Yes, she was a filthy little trollop, but I had to cut her loose prior to
summer vacation because I just couldn't be held back. We dated again in 7th grade and would make out at her locker. It was hawt!!!!
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Posts: 2430 (01/02/08 1:52 PM) Fortune Cookie |
blockhose wrote: Not sure what this is in reference to, but sounds like Whore Training to me. |
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Posts: 14 (01/02/08 2:23 PM) |
I think when they're really 17 but still in the 4th grade it's ok.
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Posts: 164 (01/02/08 2:26 PM) I am not infantile,
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Downy's girl apparently is part of a student dating dealie at her school (I'm assuming it's 4th grade, as her girl is 10 years old). As Downy
explains, it's not holding hands, but spending recess and lunch together or some such thing. I couldn't imagine this happening without getting
parents' ire up. But, I'm no parent, so I defer to those with chillins...
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Posts: 2 (01/02/08 2:28 PM) |
Downy said it? Then it must be bullshit.
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Posts: 2440 (01/02/08 2:37 PM) Fortune Cookie |
blockhose wrote: Oh. That's not that weird. They call it "going out" even though they go no where. It's not dating. It's "do you like me, circle one YES or NO" shit. Although with her kid who knows. She's like 7'4" and 367 lbs, right? Been on the rag for a good 4 years now and all. I'm surprised downstupid isn't a grandma yet. Ooh! Then then gex could be the new gramps!! BWWAAHAHAH. How exciting it all must be....in the gutter. |
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Posts: 1452 (01/02/08 2:37 PM) The opinions to the right
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they do things oddly in joisey
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Posts: 193 (01/02/08 2:42 PM) I can't remember if I'm the
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I have a 14 year old who won't even look at girls. It's vile what he may do someday instead.
I first caught Rockhead holding hands with a chick when he was 7 or 8. But I think most boys are somewhere in between the two of mine when it comes to liking girls. She should have her girl carry condoms... just in case. |
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Posts: 2446 (01/02/08 2:52 PM) Fortune Cookie |
Don't you need a prescription for condoms? Cause I paid $670 for 3.5 of them last month.
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Posts: 85 (01/02/08 2:59 PM) Titular Admin
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Primo has an admirer at age 7. She comes over to play, but Primo ignores her, so she ends up hanging out with Secundo. |
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Posts: 196 (01/02/08 3:00 PM) I can't remember if I'm the
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If the pediatrician approves them, or you go down to the CAP office, you can get them for free.
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Posts: 9944 (01/02/08 3:07 PM) Pantload |
Gabriel has such lines. I think he was four when he told us he likes girls so much "it makes my heart hurt". With his big eyes and dimples, he will
be such a playah.
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Posts: 15 (01/02/08 4:05 PM) |
I thought "school dating" at that age was pulling pigtails and slamming someone with the ball during dodgeball.... no?
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Posts: 198 (01/02/08 4:11 PM) I can't remember if I'm the
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She has a tail?
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Posts: 2449 (01/02/08 4:11 PM) Fortune Cookie |
Ok, I was totally bored and logged off and went there to read said thread.
The kids calling it what they calling it is one thing. But that low-rent psycho ho calling him "My daughter's boyfriend" is so fucking comical I want to laugh out loud. AND pretending to be sticking her fucking welfare nose into someone ELSE's kid's christmas is fucking funny. a. when you do a good deed, always make sure to tell as many people as possible because that's what it's all about, right? 2. when you can't afford toilet paper for your own little fat crazy children, make sure to take a relative's charity and buy TOYS for other kids. Like....don't buy PRACTICAL stuff for your own little heathens...like...I dunno...slimfast.... c. there is no c. |
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Posts: 89 (01/02/08 4:14 PM) Titular Admin
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but.... but.... it was the bestest Christmas ever!?
RUINER. |
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Posts: 168 (01/02/08 4:29 PM) I am not infantile,
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Maybe I'm misinterpreting her comments - I was under the impression that the dating thing was a school-sanctioned activity, not just regular ol'
role-playing. Y'know - like Gym or Math or Existential Biological Systems in Primitive American Cultures.
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Yuku Blows Goats |
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Posts: 16 (01/02/08 4:32 PM) |
All I know is I'm planning on talking to my toddler about female orgasms sometime this year. You know to just get it out of the way.
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